hard right on Banana Taylor. Hands down. Hear me out-
1) Superb eye protection, medical grade dual eye shields WITH double tape reinforcement, can’t beat that kind of armor.
2) Her mind stays alive even when she appears to be sleeping??? Wow. A super power in it’s own. (AND the fact that she’s AWARE of it while it’s happening? Mind blowing 🤯)
3) Wizards are cool and all but if they’re drunk they can’t remember the right spells. but Banana Taylor… she’s wise beyond her years. Her ability to sense when a common snack item such as a banana may be dangerous to consume.. it’s a priceless trait. Enemies play dirty. She knew that banana was off. It wasn’t the right one.
Lastly, Banana Taylor just got lasik surgery, yo. She’s been recently gifted crystal clear 20/20 vision. Even as a legit magical wizard, I think drunk wizard Taylor can’t compete with that.
And that my friends… is how I chose my fighter. 🍌
shdhshhaha kim you make a great point… but drunk taylor can dance all night long (probably without crying?) and even though she might not remember all the spells i believe she is at her strongest when she has the elixir of alcohol so she might just create new unseen spells no one not even banana taylor can break.
idk i’ll go for the wizard drunk taylor this timeeee
alright taylor time to define “meow” as an adjective and you sure as fuck can’t use google for this one
Ok I got this one *rolls up sleeves*
Meow - {meeee-yowwww} noun adverb verb or (as seen tonight on the teen choice awards) an adjective.
Noun form: A feline greeting. Can be used to express ‘throw treats 2 me’, ‘turn on the faucet and let me have a fancy waterfall drink’ ‘Help I’m lost in a house I’ve lived in for my whole fuzzy life’ or ‘IM AWAKE AT 4AM SO YOU HAVE TO BE AWAKE AT 4AM’ ‘I’m judging your outfit and I hate it’ or ‘TONIGHT WE STAMPEDE FOR NO REASON’
For small kitten version of ‘meow’, see ‘mew’
Other common cat sounds include meeps, nyengs, mlems, grrrrs, mows and eeeeeeeps.
Meow as an adjective = basically when something is just catty in nature or aesthetic. ‘Your eye liner is so meow.’ Because it’s cat eye liner. That leather body suit is very meow. Because your friend is dressed as cat woman for Halloween. Meow also doubles for ‘cute’. Cause cats are CUTE. For use in dramatic situations or ‘cat fights’ per say, see ‘hiss’. ‘They really tried to come for me and it was all very hiss.’
Can be used as an adverb when interchanged with the word ‘now’
